Doin’ the Ol’ Knuckle Shuffle on the Piss Pump


I have a friend who told me once that although he’s right-handed he masturbates with his left. Because, as he put it, “I’m too good with my right, I want it to last.”

That must be one really talented hand!

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4 Comments

  1. This wasn’t a “friend”. This was you.

  2. He probably sits on his hand to make it fall asleep too.

  3. Well, he does have a point 😉


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