Anyone for a Threesome??


Well, my blog is almost three months old and I’m sad to report that I am not yet as popular as Tucker Max.  My 50-60 hits a day barely register as a blip on the blogging landscape.  My buddy Gotham has been tutoring me on the fine art of Twitter and using it to drive traffic, but so far response has been pretty soft.  (Please refer to my very first blog for my true feelings on Twitter.)

But I am slowly learning.  For instance, I’ve been tracking how people are finding my site.  Outside of friends, family and my loyal subscribers (all 3 of you), I’m getting the majority of my hits from search engines.  And over 80% of those hits have come from one search word…

Threesome.

I made one off-hand, joking reference to threesomes in my Free Agents of Love blog.  And that one word is responsible for nearly all of my hits from strangers.

So, obviously, what America really wants to read about is threesomes.  Unfortunately, I don’t have any stories of my own about threesomes (much to my chagrin), so I guess I’ll have to do the next best thing.  I’ll just throw in the word “threesome” as many times as possible in all my future posts.

In other news, the first weekend of the NCAA tournament was entertaining as always.  I picked Kansas to win it all, and although Illinois gave them a good run Sunday, their threesome of Markieff Morris, Marcus Morris and Tyshawn Taylor were just too much.

In hockey, my beloved Buffalo Sabres looked unbeatable Saturday night in dismantling Atlanta 8-2.  And they were cruising to another victory Sunday against Nashville, leading 3-1, when they gave up a threesome of goals in the final 2:27 of regulation and then overtime.  The Sabres should still make the playoffs but expecting them to make any noise in the first round is probably wishful thinking.  It will be another short-lived playoff beard for me this year.

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14 Comments

  1. Update: Not sure if it’s working or not. I’ve already broken my daily high for hits (at only 4pm!), but only 24 of those have come from search engines looking for “threesome.” So who knows?

    What other keywords do you think would draw hits from the apparently porn-addicted masses on the internet?

  2. I’ve had several threesomes, not gloating just sayin’, and was thinking of dedicating a post to threesomes. Now that I’ve found out that it can increase hits, I’m definitely going to write about it. LOL 🙂

    • Hey, don’t be stealin’ my niche!!!

      • LOL ok. It probably wouldn’t help me anyway. Most of mine come from “jail cell” and “oral” searches anyway. 😉

      • Jail cell, huh? I can definitely incorporate “oral” into my stories, but jail cell might be a little tough. Maybe we should have a blogging challenge, who can write the best column using all three search words. 🙂

      • Ha! I accept your challenge good sir! Are there any ground rules? 🙂

      • Just to increase both our hits so we can retire from our real jobs and write full time. When that happens, drinks are on me!! 😛

      • So how’s our little challenge going? I hit an all time monthly record of 1,920 hits. 🙂 I hope you’re doing well too! I also found that if you mention Justin Bieber in a post, your hits go way up. So, oral sex, threesomes, jail cells and Justin Bieber…Hopefully there aren’t any pre-teen girls reading my blog. LOL

      • Well I’m only in month three so it’s not too hard to hit an all time high, but I am over 1300 for the month. I have not yet been able to bring jail cells into a post, but I’ll keep working on it. Justin Bieber might be a little tougher though. If only the things I love were more popular: The Godftaher Trilogy, the music of Jewel, NHL hockey. Too bad…

      • Jewel? Really? I never would have thought…;)

      • You know a story about jail cells…. May not be your story, but you can tell it. I am sure they wont mind.
        😉

  3. I just found your blog and plan on reading it regularly. Good stuff!

  4. Best threesome of all-time? Rodman,Dumars and Lambeer. Wait, your not talking about sports. How about Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando and John Holmes?

    I think I am doing this wrong.

    I may bring down your number of visitors.

  5. Alright, here’s a new one: today someone’s search for “where to find a threesome in utah” led them to my site. If only I could track and contact these people!


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