They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license. But he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, 'cause he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment.' And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country.
Not attractive at all. And this is coming from a guy whose wife is very much in shape:
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The cheerleader’s jaw line looks like Lou Ferigno. Not for me.
I’m quite torn on this one. On the one hand I like her physique, no complaints from me about her being “too ripped.” And I like that she’s tall (5’10″), I love tall women with long legs.
But the whole cheerleader thing turns me off. The excessive makeup, the incessant fake smile, it annoys the hell out of me. I work in college sports and I avoid our cheerleaders like the plague. Just listening to them talk makes me want to shoot myself.
Hadn’t noticed the jawline until you pointed it out. Yeah, it is a little scary. But i could deal with it if she weren’t a cheerleader.
That is the wierdest take ever! I am the opposite, I can stand the physique and that fucking Neanderthal jawline.
I agree with you on the cheerleader deal. The fake plastic smile is annoying. Ok, we get it you want us to be happy about the football game.
It’s not like she’s a competition bodybuilder with veins bulging everywhere! Nothing wrong with an athletic girl. I think Kerri Walsh (pro beach vb player) is ripped and still extremely sexy.
Agreed. Athletic girls are damn sexy. Beach vollyball women are God’s greatest gift after beer.
But this monster has gone beyond athletic and slipped into cave man. I am sorry that jawline is Fred Flintsone.
I married an athletic in shape woman:
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Personally, I think it’s a little too much. But I’m a girl
I’m looking for the Adam’s apple